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Definitions by notcelver

pratlactation 

The act of milking an idiot of any intellectual property you can make a profit from.

Pronunciation: ˈpratlakteɪ̯ʃn̩
Pratlactation is the milk and butter of many of the major players on the Internet today.

The series was created on the cheap, relying largely on online pratlactation.
pratlactation by notcelver December 4, 2013

airheaditation 

A form of meditation where the aim is not to highten consciousness but to lower it in order to increase your viewing options.

Pronunciation: ɛ ˈhɛdɪteɪ̯ʃn̩
I've done six days of airheaditation and Adam Sandler still makes me want to suck each of my teeth out of their aveoli and swallow them one by one.

During airheaditation, it is not uncommon to lose sight (of what's acceptable), lose touch (with basic human decency), lose (all sense of good) taste, lose (the right to a fair) hearing.
airheaditation by notcelver December 4, 2013