Aircraft Carrier

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When you put tons of massage or baby oil onto a girls back, and then run and jump on her back. While sliding across her oiled up backside, the goal is to throw your boner down between her cheeks and try to stop yourself, similar to the way planes land on a aircraft carrier.

"After watching Top Gun last night, I broke out the baby oil and executed a perfect aircraft carrier, poor girl wont walk for a week."

Aircraft Carrier by bigrobdiesel February 20, 2014

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Aircraft Carrier

A girl that's completely flat chested, much like the deck of an aircraft carrier.
Contrast a girl with "cruiser-sized turrets".

Nozomi: I don't care if you're an aircraft carrier, I'll still washi washi those breasts of yours if you keep spacing out!

Aircraft Carrier by Yukina Minato June 2, 2018

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Aircraft carrier

a big warship that replaced the battleship class near the end of WWII. aircraft carriers serve as mobile airbases so a country which owns one of those can perform airstrikes on targets on the other side of the world even if they dont have a airbase nearby. usually escorted by destroyers and cruisers aswell as frigates and submarines in a carrier group.

The USS Nimitz is a aircraft carrier

Aircraft carrier by [DATA EXPUNGED] May 29, 2019

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Aircraft Carrier Water

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.

Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*

Aircraft Carrier Water by Siegmund May 3, 2023

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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

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arizona aircraft carrier

when a girl is sitting on the mans back, she is wearing a strap on and having anal sex with him while he is doing push ups

i gave him the best arizona aircraft carrier of his life last night

arizona aircraft carrier by starlizzle raindom March 4, 2011

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aircraft carriers

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.

Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.

aircraft carriers by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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