When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.
Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss
As in air kissing types... pretentiouscreative types exhibiting affection when they meet a colleague... and only the cheeks meet. But at times, they will smack their lips for effect.
All those air kissey types checked out the entrance at the fashionshow for someone to embrace.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.