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i aint never seen two pretty best friends
i aint never seen two pretty best friends by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020
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Aunty Donna
An Australian comedy trio that is a business front for the distribution of one of the least common illicit drugs in the country, peruvian snow cocaine.
Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.
Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.
Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.
Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.
Aunty Donna are the best comedy act.
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)
Aunty Donna by sven tymanski March 1, 2018
if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny
person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny
if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022
I aint reading allat
I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022
aint with the shits
aint with the shits by dustybelle January 21, 2017
Y'aintboasta
Hillbilly saying meaning “You aren’t supposed to”.
A word heard often during my Arkansas upbringing.
The "B" sound is often a result of a lipful of Skoal
Skoal-less pronunciation: Y'aintposta
A word heard often during my Arkansas upbringing.
The "B" sound is often a result of a lipful of Skoal
Skoal-less pronunciation: Y'aintposta
Y'aintboasta by KyleRawks November 15, 2011
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.