ahmad syndrome

Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that cannot stop growing. The patient suffers from sever weirdness resembling no other, and they are universally ugly. (Some cases may include horrendous body odor).

Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am but ur son has been diagnosed with ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.

ahmad syndrome by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020

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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.

"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."

Ahmed syndrome by spozy May 21, 2024

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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