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It is similar to SWIM. Mostly used in drug forums to not self-incriminate.
AFOAF did Ecstasy for the first time last night.

AFOAF, is used in place of "I".
AFOAF by psychonautic August 5, 2008
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those times where you're aimlessly tinkering around with your hobby without any real goal or purpose.
Kathy: "Oh, what project are you working on?"

Marshall: "Nothing, Really, I'm just affaffining."
Affaffin by NameIsTanya September 15, 2023
What's the best way to remove blood from cotton? #AFAF
AFAF by NickSeam February 13, 2014
An ugly fat Moroccan that looks like they just came from the morgue. They usually drive mercedes and love to drink corysauce which is the jizz of her boyfriend. They also make lots of coos coos
afof by Cletus clant cleyes February 14, 2014
An adorable shy girl with twinkling eyes and a quirky sense of humour. Affafs are generally very quiet but can have some profound stuff to say when need be.
Guy 1: "Wow, she's a total affaf"
Affaf by lenafuckingdunham February 4, 2014
(pronounced: af-uf)

adj: 1- Of or pertaining to playing the guitar in a beastly manner; 2- Very cute. 3- Loyal
n: very wild and beastly hair
adj 1: "Jimi Hendrix was a very afoof guitar player"
adj 2: "He is so afoof"
n: "Dude my brother is starting to get an afoof"
Afoof by hyphis January 13, 2008
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