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An acronym derived from the phrase: abnoxious fucking ass knowing almost zip.
Oh look. Here comes that Afakaz again.
afakaz by Vash May 5, 2003
Someone whos smart, funny, charming, and cute. Gives good hugs, and glomps a lot. Good at making people feel better, and listening to them. A very cool person that also likes cool books and cool music.
Hes SOO afakaz!
afakaz by Unknownidentity November 3, 2003
Amazingly cool, and smart, and funny, and cute. Good at making people feel better, and listening to them. The ideal of what people should try to be.
afakaz by Angel of Death May 5, 2003
Extremely dorkish person, e.g. one who enjoys Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Linkin Park
That boy is such an Afakaz! He should get a life!
Afakaz by Anonymous April 29, 2003
1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
used by Samoans to classify those who have one Samoan parent and one Palagi parent. originates from the word "half-caste".
"what ethnicity are you?"

"my dad's samoan and my mum's palagi, so i'm 100% afakasi!"
afakasi by MiSS LaRRy August 9, 2006