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Adronitis

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.
You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?
by yepydo April 10, 2013
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adonitist

The religion of worshipping fat curvy ass
Jeffery is an adonitist
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Afrotitis

n. (Aff-row-TIT-iss) The boobs of a man with a large collection of hair.
By golly! That man has a large amount of afrotitis on him!
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Afrotitis

noun. (Afro-TIT-isss) Excessive chest hair on atop man boobs
Ben: That shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrotitis!
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Adontis

A very sexy black man usually very skinny but eats alot. Most Adontis’s have gay niggas named Michael as friends. They are also very very tall and super sexy
Adontis is so sexy we should be like Adontis
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Afroitis

It's symptoms include impaired vision, unavoidable lose of objects, sleepyheadedness and what may be perceived as laziness, but is actually Afroitis causing 'island-time-itis'. It's often associated with reggae, hip hop and blues. And often perceived as a 'gateway' to drug and substance abuse, although there is no scientific prof.
Damn...where is that comb?! Oh, it's stuck in my Afro...damn my Afroitis! Where did I put that bong?
by Jenlouise July 27, 2010
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agronitis

a weiner bent on a 90 degree angle at birth and is like that forever
i used my agronitis to do my math homework
by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011
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