admustment

An adjustment that must be made, no matter what.

"Joe's been picking his nose in public. He definitley needs to make an admustment with that."

by MEJGDVJDSS April 24, 2006

The "Fuck It" Adjustment

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang

"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"

by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013

brogan adjustment

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.

Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"

by rjd1118 November 3, 2021

spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

Adjustment

That's one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.

Especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is necessary. A man will never be comfortable until proper adjustment is made, i.e. the penis is not in a good position.

Directions:
1. Swiftly move your hands to the crotch area.
2. Push your penis from the sides.
3. Once you reach a good resting position, your penis should be comfortable.

P.S. This is especially important if one has a mooseknuckle

*man grabs his crotch*
Woman: What are you doing?!
Man: Adjustment.

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Woman: Are you masturbating?
Man: Adjustment. Hey you just looked at my penis llololololol!!!11!!oneone!!!!!!!!!eleven!!

by Abdurrahman January 14, 2009

percussion adjustment

repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.

My alarm clock wouldn't stop beeping, so i gave it a percussion adjustment and it stopped.

by k-man117 August 19, 2009