A beautiful big dicked big man. He is smarter than others and better than others. He is also stronger than others. He makes good snus and he is blonde, blue eyed and white, so if you see him you should thank him for his efforts
Assar: Look at him, he is a good man
Eric: True dat. Adam skagerberg is the best man I have met
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).