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Abyssal Whip 

Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.
"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"
Abyssal Whip by Empire666 November 24, 2006
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Abyssal Whip 

The Best weapon in the game of Runescape.
Gives a Slash + 82 bonus and a Strength + 82 bonus. Can be used with a shield, one of the reasons its the best weapon. Its about as fast as a dagger, and as strong as a battle axe.Known in the game as a Whip.
"I just got owned by this guy with a whip, I did'nt even have a chance!"
Abyssal Whip by Cubeknight August 4, 2005

Abyssal Whip 

The Abyssal whip is commonly Seen as the best weapon in the game of Runescape.

Strength and Slash bonuses are +82
It can be used with a shield, and is as fast attacking as a dagger.
Stronger than a Granite Maul, the Abyssal whip has a pricetag of over 3 Million gp at the moment.

The whip's special attack, which takes up 50% of the bar, has a better chance of hitting the person, and has a chance of removing 50% of the opponent's remaining energy.

It requires 70 attack and 70 strength to wield.
w00t! I just maxed with the Abyssal whip at 36!
Abyssal Whip by tazman14 November 26, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026