abigail marston

Wife of the main character John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. Mother of Jack Marston. Formerly named Abigail Roberts until she married John Marston in Red Dead Redemption 2. Former member of Dutch's game, which is run by Dutch Van Der Linde

"So, you saved the silly bastard's life then you and him go robbing sheep?" – Abigail Marston to Arthur Morgan.

abigail marston by milkbag enjoyer December 3, 2018

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Abigail marston

To describe that your wife/girlfriend is a fucking whore

Greg heffley: holy shit holly hills is like abigail marston

Chirag: thats crazy

Pete kowalski: 💀

Abigail marston by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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