Aatoz is the absolute best person you can meet. Men with this name are known to have damn near perfect hair. Aatoz‘s are known to fulfill a woman’s deepest sexual desires, A to Z.
Aatoz’s are extremely loyal and have a unnatural talent to be good at just about anything they do. Born to me millionaire playboys, there are few things which rival both their sex drive and their drive for success.
Aatoz’s are extremely loyal and have a unnatural talent to be good at just about anything they do. Born to me millionaire playboys, there are few things which rival both their sex drive and their drive for success.
by Ihatelog November 30, 2020
Get the aatoz mug.An employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like “what the fuck do you mean I can’t get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!” or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozoner’s whole heartily love to hear the words “I’m going to Advance” or any of the other incompetent auto part’s stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozoner’s dread the question “well, can you just come out and look at it?” just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up.
I hate being an Autozoner.
by Fluckerstick October 11, 2008
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by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007
Get the autozone mug.A Youtuber who is based in Arizona and seems chill. Probably because hes high all the time. Why else would he wear those beanies nonstop? Because hes hiding his marijuana plant in there. That's why.
"Did you see that guy's video? The one where it looks like hes super high?"
"Atozy? No I havent had a chance yet."
"Atozy? No I havent had a chance yet."
by StephenTellsNoLies July 13, 2019
Get the atozy mug.The place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance.
by Thegtojoe April 8, 2005
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by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007
Get the Autozoner mug.Those piece of shit spinners perchased at you local autozone, target, pep boys, or walmart.
Theses spinners often come in 4 packs but
for some strange reason are generally seen on the
front passenger wheel. Theses spinners generally
come in sizes made only as big as your piece of shit rims
and should never be purchased.
Theses spinners often come in 4 packs but
for some strange reason are generally seen on the
front passenger wheel. Theses spinners generally
come in sizes made only as big as your piece of shit rims
and should never be purchased.
Lame-ass A*"Hey man you rollin' on some autozone spinners"
Lame-ass B*"Yeah im rollin' on 14's fool"
Lame ass A*"I hate you..."
Lame-ass B*"Yeah im rollin' on 14's fool"
Lame ass A*"I hate you..."
by Nig Nog Colton November 7, 2006
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