Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting
Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?
by ceremyjohen February 08, 2012
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A.S.S.

I am so hungry after making love. I could go for an A.S.S. right about now!
by ceremyjohen February 08, 2012
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Poop Fatigue

The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.
OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.
by ceremyjohen February 08, 2012
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