A Wellard

The Wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. It lives in a cave with Its Mate Known as the Erin and their Offspring is known as a baby Smichael.

Guy 1: dude i just saw A Wellard
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: y'know those troll things that live in wales.
Guy 2: Was it driving a Hyndai Gets Or a Transit Van
Guy 1: nah
Guy: awww

A Wellard by thepuzzler November 8, 2011

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A Willard Complex

the opportunity to have sexual relations with anyone without any repercussions whatsoever. no matter what.

Guy 1: I would hella bang Ms. W.
Guy 2: But is that one fine ginger on your jock?!?!
Guy 1: its chill, its A Willard Complex.
Guy 2: oooooo fasho then blud, cuz i was finna say.

A Willard Complex by nigga1000 November 22, 2011

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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fogey

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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

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Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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