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When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.
Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
A Tyson by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011
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When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying


See Tyson Pitaluga
See Manchild
"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah
A Tyson by The Hoare February 3, 2005

Pulling a Tyson 

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over
1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "
Pulling a Tyson by snudge May 11, 2007

Drop a Tyson 

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.
Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!
Drop a Tyson by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

do a Mike Tyson 

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
do a Mike Tyson by thommydabai August 1, 2021

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson 

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO
I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT 

TYSON HUNTER IS A GOAT A ROCKET LEAGUE
TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT at RL.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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