A Tyson

When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.

Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.

by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011

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A Tyson

When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying

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"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah

by The Hoare February 3, 2005

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Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007

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Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.

How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!

by thommydabai August 1, 2021

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