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A roodly toot toot toot 

A word used in a sarcastic or demeaning tone to mimmic a person or subject. usually used by less intelligent life forms who do not know you to make normal conversation.
Cameron -"Pubg is so much better than Fortnite, how could you even like that game?"
" Oooo my name is Cameron and i play no skill games like Pubg A Roodly toot toot toot"

pop a toot 

To smoke cannabis in a drop pipe.
Similar to a water bong but with no gauze. Tobacco is wedged in the pipe before the cannabis is added. This is burnt and inhaled in one breath, and as it shrinks the ash is sucked down into the water in a final 'pop'.
Popping toots get you the most stoned out of all ways there are in the world, fact.
Jon: why did you screw the top off that bong arial?

Bob: bongs are pap, im gonna pop a toot


Fred: mate, you look grey and I cant see your eyes!

Bert: shit man I popped 8 toots in a row.....


Richard: load me a toot bill

Bill: load yer own i'm too caned
pop a toot by crackhead jimmeh January 3, 2009

Rip a toot 

hey bro did you just rip a toot?
Rip a toot by olivierman99 December 15, 2010

Horton hears a toot 

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap