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Save a wave, ride a surfer 

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.
Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"
Save a wave, ride a surfer by wraither September 22, 2009

Kiss a surfer/drummer day 

On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer
“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “

A Surfers Prayer 

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
A Surfers Prayer by K&LB June 27, 2020

surfin' a gerkin 

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
surfin' a gerkin by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo 

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.
“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

surfing a tsunami 

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.
“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”
surfing a tsunami by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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