a surfie

someone who does a lot of surfing (a fanatic)

Surfing is my passion, I'm a surfie.

by nono974 January 19, 2015

Save a wave, ride a surfer

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.

Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"

by wraither September 22, 2009

Kiss a surfer/drummer day

On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer

“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “

by Green been September 18, 2021

A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

by K&LB June 27, 2020

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

surfing a tsunami

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.

“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”

by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025