a smokey-dopey 

a term used to describe a person who smokes way too much pot.

1.Man that's his 18 joint in two days! He's such a fucking smokey-dopey.

2. Kid 1: yo how much you want
Kid 2: give me a 20
Kid 1: dude you've been buying a lot lately people are soon gonna be calling you a smokey-dopey.

a smokey-dopey by AJ. S November 5, 2008

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble 

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble by Oktobongo April 26, 2008