a smidge of midgets Share definition Flag a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets). I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets. a smidge of midgets by azalea May 13, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the a smidge of midgets mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch