The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to
smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for
approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by
smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I
remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was
Committing a sir Mitchell act