a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.

Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Steve Shutt August 17, 2005

a pot to piss in

Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.

He doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Tj080275 June 13, 2019

a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pot to piss in

To have no money.

He doesnt have a pot to piss in.

by Atlantis May 16, 2004

A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013

Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

by h_yam February 16, 2011