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An insult (usually directed towards teenage women) which implies that that person is an attention seeker but doesn’t like to say that they are one or a person who is addicted to their phone and constantly is scrolling on tiktok with the volume on max
Person 1:Emily is such a pick me
Person 2:I know she keeps on trying to slap my phone out of my hand around everyone else
a pick me by Calamari toast August 21, 2022

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.
I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3
pick me a winner by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

pick me out a hat! 

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.
Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!
pick me out a hat! by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

Ten go pick a son in me cool low 

Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!