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a patriot 

a weapons system devised by the us of a to blow the hell out of anyone who smells slightly arabian.
Man:wow, did you see that iraqi passenger plane that got blown to pieces by a patriot.
Woman:you're such a cliched Man.
a patriot by George Dubbya October 8, 2005

a patriot 

I am an idiot who has never been outside of my country, and I only know about other nations by watching CNN. I'm sure you all understand, because I am just a typical American teenager who spends more time playing games on the computer and less time reading books.
I apologize to all those I viciously insulted, because I am stupid, loud-mouthed, mannerless, disrespectful of the opinions of others, ignorant, bigoted, and blinded by the political lies of my country.
a patriot by a patriot June 2, 2003

a patriot 

a righteous child who, while clearly more intelligent than the usual jingoistic flag-waver, has indeed been taken in by the political lies of the american government.
free speech in the usa? not in my lifetime, or yours.
a patriot by dave13 July 17, 2003

Pullin' a patriot 

to choke or mess up. epic fail. make a mistake in the most important time. to extremely disappoint. referring to the 2007 new england patriots who went 18 and 0 until losing the only game that really matters.
Greg had almost gotten Betty into bed with him, but he ended up pullin' a patriot.
Pullin' a patriot by LJN March 30, 2009

He's a patriots fan 

A douchebag that loves Tom Brady so much they just can't stop talkin about him like there butt buddies.

" wow did you see that guy just diss his girl"

"Let it go man he's a patriots fan"

Someone who completely ignores statistics to believe Brady is the best in the league.

Someone who will argue his opinion until your ears bleed completely disregarding the facts.
I was talking to this guy about football and all he said was Tom Brady this and Tom Brady's the best ... He didn't even want to talk game .. So lame

Yea he's a patriots fan alright only seeing one thing Tom Brady's ass instead of an intelligent woman who can talk nfl!
He's a patriots fan by Catpain January 13, 2014

dottina (a proud patriotic American) 

1) A woman who believes that whites rein superior to everyone else becasue of the stereotypes people like her create.
2) A woman who is blind to the terrible things America(just like every other country) does and only likes the countries who better America or are in her heritage.
3)Ignorance
4)Stupid fucking bitch
Dottina should get her eyes gouged out (by a french person) and skull fucked repeatedly.
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