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a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.
Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.
by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010
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A Neil

A Neil is the King of Diamonds when playing a card game
I just need a Neil to win this hand
by Bobsdefinition May 23, 2020
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A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message
by stevenrama February 20, 2020
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A Neil Comment

A comment made in haste to preserve ones Conservatism, without the relevant knowledge on a subject first being acquired.
Man 1: "I'm glad they banned something because frankly it was a crazy liberal idea and went against the entire 100 year history of man."

Man 2: "That is such A Neil Comment"
by oscarorange November 3, 2010
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pulling a neil

pulling a neil commonly refers to when one gets excessively drunk on a common highschool substance called miluakees best ice, or occasionally miller lite. Although one who pulls a neil is disliked at the time, all of their friends will grow to laugh it off shortly thereafter.
"yo we were at tylers the other day, and this dude was pulling a neil hardcore.
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Doing A Neil

When someone goes to extreme measures to get someone they loves attention
Bryan - Hey did you hear about that nutter who climbed on my roof and tried to climb through my window just to see if i was awake?

Sam - Ahh that guy must have been totally in love with you to be Doing A Neil
by Recycled Plastic June 28, 2010
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