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Pulling a mono - Shitting yourself on a ghost train as you got too scared
Ewww... that guy just pulled a mono at Coney Island
A mono by ConeyIslander January 22, 2019
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pulling a mono 

being gone for long periods of time
eg. "hey richard did you hear about ganet" "yeah i heard she pulled a mono and hasnt been back in a year" ,"guys im going to be pulling a mono"
pulling a mono by dogfishhhhhh April 3, 2022

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler 

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler
10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

A.I Monopoly trader 

1. A bargaining tactic used by persistent would be buyers often coming back with new offers that add almost no value or subtract from there original offer.
Jackson keeps contacted me wanting to buy my new playstation 5 for an xbox 360 and a pack of winter fresh gum, and I asked him if he was joking and he said he'd up the gum to big league chew, do you think he realizes how much of an A.I monopoly trader he is?

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.
Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.
Mar-a-lago Monocle by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

amonokerism 

The belief that unicorns do not exist. More generally, a form of atheism that considers the proof that a deity exists to be no more convincing than the proof that a unicorn exists.

<From Greek a = not, monokeros = unicorn (mono = one, keros = horn), ism = belief>
Since I cannot deny with absolute certainty that there are no gods, I decided to go with amonokerism to explain my beliefs.
amonokerism by Gogaku November 17, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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