A mono

Pulling a mono - Shitting yourself on a ghost train as you got too scared

Ewww... that guy just pulled a mono at Coney Island

by ConeyIslander January 22, 2019

pulling a mono

being gone for long periods of time

eg. "hey richard did you hear about ganet" "yeah i heard she pulled a mono and hasnt been back in a year" ,"guys im going to be pulling a mono"

by dogfishhhhhh April 3, 2022

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

A.I Monopoly trader

1. A bargaining tactic used by persistent would be buyers often coming back with new offers that add almost no value or subtract from there original offer.

Jackson keeps contacted me wanting to buy my new playstation 5 for an xbox 360 and a pack of winter fresh gum, and I asked him if he was joking and he said he'd up the gum to big league chew, do you think he realizes how much of an A.I monopoly trader he is?

by Thomas Timothy Gregers the 4th March 15, 2021

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

amonokerism

The belief that unicorns do not exist. More generally, a form of atheism that considers the proof that a deity exists to be no more convincing than the proof that a unicorn exists.

<From Greek a = not, monokeros = unicorn (mono = one, keros = horn), ism = belief>

Since I cannot deny with absolute certainty that there are no gods, I decided to go with amonokerism to explain my beliefs.

by Gogaku November 17, 2009