a martha 

Telling an unfunny joke or a joke that doesn't make sence

"You just did a martha mate"

a martha by Faceofjeff April 21, 2018

A Martha Stewart 

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

A Martha Stewart by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Pulling a Martha 

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.

1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.

Pulling a Martha by the kt December 27, 2008

a little martha 

Used to describe Martha Stewart not as a person but as a concept of "martha-ness".

My boyfriend was excited when he had a little martha for dessert.

A little martha at the party turns strangers into friends.

a little martha by Charlene November 1, 2004

pull a marshall 

to pull a marshall is when you steal your best friend's girl; ho; bitch; etc.

Hopefully Shawn doesn't "pull a marshall" and take his girl.

pull a marshall by Milinhos November 25, 2007

To pull a Marta 

To pull a Marta means to leave someone on read for 10+ hours while leaving the other person in total dispair. The term had it's origin in a romantic context but is also commonly used among friends.

exemple of "to pull a Marta" in a conversation:
person 1: wow I'm so sorry, i overslept and forgot to reply to you...

person 2: yeah and you left me on read, you pulled a Marta on me, how dare you!

To pull a Marta by rithasnoidea August 25, 2021

Pulling a Mantha 

Noun, adjective, and verb.

Pulling a Mantha is to completely, entirely, and wholly disregard what the previous person said. AKA the most agitating thing a person can do.

Person: "Hey, are you going to do that?"
Mantha Puller: "Look at this picture of my little sister humping a cat!"
Person: "Oh, that's nice. But are you going?"
Mantha Puller: "Well... LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY BROTHER'S BUTT CLEAVAGE!"
Person: "Thanks for pulling a Mantha."
Mantha Puller: "How did I do that?"

Pulling a Mantha by NotaSwaggot August 6, 2013