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a martha 

Telling an unfunny joke or a joke that doesn't make sence
"You just did a martha mate"
a martha by Faceofjeff April 21, 2018
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A Martha Stewart 

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.
Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

Pulling a Martha 

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.
1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.
Pulling a Martha by the kt December 27, 2008

a little martha 

Used to describe Martha Stewart not as a person but as a concept of "martha-ness".
My boyfriend was excited when he had a little martha for dessert.

A little martha at the party turns strangers into friends.
a little martha by Charlene November 1, 2004

pull a marshall 

to pull a marshall is when you steal your best friend's girl; ho; bitch; etc.
Hopefully Shawn doesn't "pull a marshall" and take his girl.
pull a marshall by Milinhos November 25, 2007

To pull a Marta 

To pull a Marta means to leave someone on read for 10+ hours while leaving the other person in total dispair. The term had it's origin in a romantic context but is also commonly used among friends.
exemple of "to pull a Marta" in a conversation:
person 1: wow I'm so sorry, i overslept and forgot to reply to you...

person 2: yeah and you left me on read, you pulled a Marta on me, how dare you!
To pull a Marta by rithasnoidea August 25, 2021

Pulling a Mantha 

Noun, adjective, and verb.

Pulling a Mantha is to completely, entirely, and wholly disregard what the previous person said. AKA the most agitating thing a person can do.
Person: "Hey, are you going to do that?"
Mantha Puller: "Look at this picture of my little sister humping a cat!"
Person: "Oh, that's nice. But are you going?"
Mantha Puller: "Well... LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY BROTHER'S BUTT CLEAVAGE!"
Person: "Thanks for pulling a Mantha."
Mantha Puller: "How did I do that?"
Pulling a Mantha by NotaSwaggot August 6, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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