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A long stretch of land that takes nearly 3/4 of an AKM Blade to traverse safely. Terrorists may use this route to get to A site
Terrorist 1: We should rush a long
Terrorist 2: fuck you im going b
a long by GreggZumbari January 26, 2019
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When a man has his Schlong sucked dry by a woman, and or man depending of sexual preferences, his Schlong becomes and A-Long. An A-Long has more definition on the base shaft and vein.
James: I was out with Kera the other night! guess who now has an A-Long ;)
Cain: Oiiiii Semi-D bro, moved on from a schlong... Now you have an A-Long.
James: Yeah Kera took my schlong and made it into an A-Long
A-Long by TukaTuka February 11, 2015

a long one 

Is A very Long penis.
-Can be used to attack people, maybe harmful!
-Usually Used for sesso (Sex)
"He had a long one"
a long one by Mystery001 November 27, 2007

a long minute 

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.
As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.
a long minute by DPotort January 16, 2019

A Long Island 

A girl who is hot but not pretty. Like a Long Island Iced Tea this is someone you pound in a club, but never have at dinner with the parents.
Chad: Yoooo, I hooked up with this chick Meghan last night at the club.

Brad: Lemme see her insta, bro.
Chad: Nah, just look at my phone.
Brad: Nice body, but her face is beat
Chad: I swear she looks better in person
Brad: I’d pound her in the club, but wouldn’t be caught dead with her at dinner with the parents. Bitch is a long island.
A Long Island by BigDogBigFoot April 17, 2018

A Long Winter 

While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"
Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."

Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"

Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
A Long Winter by J-Rad (Hawk-Eye) February 6, 2008

a long time ago 

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
a long time ago by street freak April 26, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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