by mfrr March 14, 2014

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

by Total Clad May 15, 2004

A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.
by bepatient April 13, 2006

by Stretched Spine April 03, 2005

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.
by Salivia August 29, 2009

A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.
Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.
by trampstampluvr334 December 29, 2016
