Someone who refuses to go to work or any obligation for that matter because of COVID, but will take a vacation or go to the beach.
It can also be referred to as “Pulling A Jess” or “Being A Jess”
It can also be referred to as “Pulling A Jess” or “Being A Jess”
He pulled “A Jess” when refusing to go into the office even though we have 20 feet in between each employee, but he went to the crowded beach.
by SirLaughsATon July 31, 2020
Get the A Jess mug.by Ommigod December 1, 2019
Get the A Jess mug.Related Words
To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
by Abernathy April 29, 2008
Get the A Jess mug.Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011
Get the A Jess Story mug.Everyday of the year where you get to physically and verbally abuse a Jess/Jessica and they’re unable to retaliate. This is lots of fun for you to have with your melons called Jess.
“Oh heyyyy it’s bully a Jess day today” said linda
“Jess come here” said nicola
*punches jess*
Everyone: “looollllllll”
“Jess come here” said nicola
*punches jess*
Everyone: “looollllllll”
by 69ordoggystyle October 24, 2019
Get the Bully a Jess day mug.The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.
- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!
-------------------
- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!
-------------------
- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!
by Ulvain February 25, 2008
Get the Pull a Jess mug.1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
Get the chucking a jess mug.