A Jess 

Someone who refuses to go to work or any obligation for that matter because of COVID, but will take a vacation or go to the beach.

It can also be referred to as “Pulling A Jess” or “Being A Jess”

He pulled “A Jess” when refusing to go into the office even though we have 20 feet in between each employee, but he went to the crowded beach.

A Jess by SirLaughsATon July 31, 2020

A Jess 

When someone doesn’t shower, changer their undies or socks but still smells really good.

Omg jacob did a Jess the other day. Can u believe it.

A Jess by Ommigod December 1, 2019

A Jess 

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.

That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?

A Jess by Abernathy April 29, 2008

A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.

A Jess Story by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011

Bully a Jess day 

Everyday of the year where you get to physically and verbally abuse a Jess/Jessica and they’re unable to retaliate. This is lots of fun for you to have with your melons called Jess.

“Oh heyyyy it’s bully a Jess day today” said linda

“Jess come here” said nicola

*punches jess*

Everyone: “looollllllll”

Bully a Jess day by 69ordoggystyle October 24, 2019

Pull a Jess 

The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.

- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!

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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!

Pull a Jess by Ulvain February 25, 2008

chucking a jess 

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

chucking a jess by turtle-paws March 15, 2012