A Ghost

A sudden disappearance of a person (esp. on Instant Messenger).

Wtf? My girlfriend IMs me with an urgent "we need to talk" and when I try to respond, she's a ghost!

A Ghost by DB Verizon February 17, 2008

a ghost

The urge to take a massive shit but as you sit on your throne however your dump is miniscule

"Awhh mate i went to the toilet to take a dump but it was just a ghost

a ghost by Tunky Gymlud February 2, 2015

a ghost

something found in Joey's (of sitcom Friends) refrigerator.

Pyramid buddy: something white thats in the refrigerator.
Joey: mayonaisse. people. a ghost.

Later after losing....
Joey: this is stupid. like why would there be a ghost in my refrigerator?

a ghost by Friends Lover June 20, 2004

A Ghost

The urge to take a massive shit however when you have reached your throne your shit is only miniscule

"Awhh mate i went to the toilet for shit but it was a ghost

A Ghost by Tunky Gymlud February 2, 2015

a ghost

something found in Joey Tribbiani's refrigerator.

Pyramid buddy: something white thats in the refrigerator.
Joey: mayonaisse. people. a ghost.

Later after losing....
Joey: this is stupid. like why would there be a ghost in my refrigerator?

a ghost by Friends Lover June 20, 2004

A Ghost hand 

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with A Ghost hand till pay day.

A Ghost hand by Robert Michael Hensel April 6, 2008

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

a ghost of a chance by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009