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a comeback that has failed greatly and will result in great laughter and second-hand embarrassment and shame.
examples are;
yo mama jokes
ableist/racist/sexist or any sort of negative ist.
and shit along those lines.
person: (terrible comeback, a floop, mostly likely a yo mama joke)
crowd: *laughter mixed with shame*
a floop by Bisexual brosef July 7, 2021
Words you can keep
A Floop is a word for when someone confused. Mentally and physically. Like you have no idea what you have to do when you were just told what to do.
*Teacher explains what they have to do for a project*
Person 1 - Ok, let's get to work!
Person 2 - What do we have to do, again?
Person 1 - Ughhh! You are such a floop!!!
Person 2 - Yeah ... sorry
Person 1 - *Explains again*
Person 2 - Wait, what???
A Floop by Anonymous :D June 1, 2018
Related Words

poop a floop 

kinda like fuck a duck. Usually said when really mad. Or angered by something.
BUT...its the one you can get away with. In class. If your mouth chooses to say it. Because, only some people can make this prase work.

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"I stumped my toe on the damn chair. POOP A FLOOP!"
poop a floop by Little Nickie October 25, 2006

Gypsy in a Flash Flood

One who dresses mismatched, unflattering, or just plain goofy therefore everyone knows this person is trying to make his or her own style but failing miserably at it.

Someone who looks like they got dressed in the dark ran out of the house in whatever they through on without looking into a mirror before stepping into the world.
My god, did you look at Betty this morning? She looks like a Gypsy in a Flash Flood!

Flooping a goup 

The act of dipping; To feel the Need to pack a Lip full of dip due to a stressfull situation
Man that test was so hard I want to just be Flooping a goup
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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