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a dutch oven 

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..
ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..
a dutch oven by kevin smith May 30, 2006
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a dutch oven 

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.
The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.
a dutch oven by Poleyhants January 31, 2007

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

vaping a dutch oven 

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

Dutch Oven With A Twist 

The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.
My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.
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