A Donkey

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A person who is a bit on the soft side, slow minded, simple, dim witted, easyly malipulated and gullible. As in "He/she is A donkey" Also a seemingly well educated man/woman doing something out of character, not normal for them.

" Would you look at this educated fool" (You talking to another while observing a third party) "He/She has driven their car into the Carwash, the Wrong way around- WHAT A DONKEY.

A Donkey by Jaws1138 June 4, 2016

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A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

A donkey for a trade by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018

kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

kiss a donkey by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

acting a donkey

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.

1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..

acting a donkey by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009

choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

choke a donkey by mr hankie June 17, 2006

talk the hind legs off a donkey

could talk for hours

My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey

talk the hind legs off a donkey by Michael D. R. February 6, 2007

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

Drop a donkey by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026