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a crazy bitch 

Usually a woman that's jealous and might be your ex but also she might cut off your dick :)
a crazy bitch by ROGER THE NUMBASS October 7, 2017

A Crazy Nigga 

The most horrible lifeform on the planet, known by the names, "The one who shall not be named" "he who pings 19 times" and "the one who has mooged" His natural habitat is in the shadows of Rev's Weeb Sanctuary, waiting to shitpost in #General legend has it if you mention Senko, he will come
A Random person on the server: *Mentions Senko*
*A Crazy Nigga has entered the chat*
A Crazy Nigga: d I d I h E a R s O m E o N e s A y S e N k O ?

A crazy town 

When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.
Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...

A crazy child 

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ
Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child
A crazy child by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021

pull a crazy 

Actively acting super cray to sabotage and permanently end a relationship. Suggested methods include: calling repeatedly until they block your number, making poor, personal jokes at their expense, excessive radio silence, showing up to their home or place of work randomly and making a scene, constantly picking fights about intensely personal subjects and not backing down.

Pulling a crazy is intended to destroy a relationship while convincing the other person it was entirely their idea, and was necessary for their own safety.
When his ex was still calling and emailing tortured love letters months after their split, Patrick realized he was going to have to pull a crazy to get rid of her once and for all.
pull a crazy by Malapropos September 20, 2013

oops-a-crazy 

A mistake or accident that leads to a crazy or fucked up situation
John is so wasted, he just shit his pants. Oops-a-crazy!

Oops-a-crazy! I just jizzed in my pants.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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