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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic 

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9. 

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.
.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal 

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

Couple a scrubs 

Absolute gods when it comes to welding probably is the type of men that everyone thinks of when the imagine a higher power they are cobras honeybadgers the human version of a fighter jet.
Homo 1 who are those guys?

Homo 2 idk probably a couple a scrubs

Homo 1 dang I’m barely soaked
Couple a scrubs by Bigdickdillion February 18, 2021

A Couple For Back Smacking 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Couple For Back Smacking