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a cock smoker 

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
a cock smoker by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006
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this guy is a total cock smoker 

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.
Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.
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