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A cheeseburger away 

A person who is not fat yet, but 1 more cheeseburger may push them over the limit.
You been eating that good ma?! You look like you're a cheeseburger away….

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger 

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.
you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

Have a cheeseburger 

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude
Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.
"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

hamster eating a cheeseburger 

just a random thing that popped into my head
hamster eating a cheeseburger in urban dictionary

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.
dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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