a can

to say when meaning a can of WHOOP ASS!

I'm going to open a can on yas! ( beating someone up.)

a can by L. Blox June 30, 2007

a can

1. it’s a can
2. american but without the meri (merry xd lol)

Hey, look it’s a can!

hlo ar u a can i am cndian

a can by radderman December 25, 2021

a can of whoopass 

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

a can of whoopass 

a.k.a. Ima kick your ass

Im about to open up a can of woopass on you!

a can of whoopass by sarah elizabeth July 23, 2005

a can of smashed assholes 

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

a can of smashed assholes by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

a can of smashed assholes 

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

a can of smashed assholes by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

a can of beans and a prayer 

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

a can of beans and a prayer by dingdongsam November 1, 2022