Used to state you’re not lying and are indeed telling the truth/showing honesty. Can be used instead of “for real” or “💯” in the phrases “im keeping it real” or “I’m keeping it a 💯”. Can also sometimes be used instead of the word “honest”
“Ayo why u leave me on delivered for 3 days now?”
“Sorry bro, i’ve been avoiding you i’m just gon keep it a buck witcha”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.