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Someone who is an Idiot to the point that their thoughts are blank and who spit off the first impulse that comes to their mind because they lack the mental ability to rationalize what they’re supposed to say so they just spout random shit until the person they’re talking to wants to blow their brains out
Andrew: Hey Jerry, me and Alex are going to get something to eat you want anything?
Jerry: Haha take the L loser. I want to fuck spider-man, like no cap
Andrew: Mothafucke- What? Christ your such a blank.

*Andrew exits*
a blank by Onyx Camorra March 10, 2023
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[a blank space]

Text Received: "Can't believe I shit myself"
Reply: "a blank space"
[a blank space] by jgeoff May 16, 2011

Buss a blank 

Buss a blank is typically used in Jamaican and means show or have respect
Example 1: Mi buss a blank if mi daddy
Example 2: everybody straight an clean buss a blank
Buss a blank by OhLew May 3, 2014

firing a blank 

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.
Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.
firing a blank by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

drawing a blank 

The state of not knowing an answer to a question or situation
Teacher: What's the answer to #3?

Tommy: Uhhh I'm drawing a blank.
drawing a blank by TSANJUAN June 4, 2008

drew a blank

Couldn't think of something at the moment
I was tired and drew a blank when Mr.Right asked for an answer
drew a blank by drew a blanky June 27, 2006

portrait of a blank slate 

person 1: "did you hear Lovejoy's new song, portrait of a blank slate?"
person 2: "Yeah it's such a banger innit"
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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