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a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.

hey look over there they could be a badger being.

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a badger nope

When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.

Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.

a badger nope by SootRat February 16, 2021

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A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

A Badger's Chance by Omendob March 8, 2021

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Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

Strangle a badger by Captain1x January 19, 2011

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Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.

Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."

Like a Badger by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008

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Racked-up like a Badger

1. A huge bar tab that has been left to over-run out of control, unbeknown to the original owner of the tab.

2. Someone who has over indulged in cocaine, causing them to slur like a paraplegic.

(Influenced by the Badger in the movie "It's All Gone Pete Tong")

"Did you see Ed's face last night? bloody hell he was racked-up like a badger."

"Paul you better get down here, I've just checked the bar tab and its racked-up like a badger."

Racked-up like a Badger by 15minsoflame August 18, 2011

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licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

licking a badger's arse by JimBill April 25, 2006

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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