a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt October 26, 2006

wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005

wayne rooney

fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night

you're as fat as wayne rooney

by Michael Pirouet March 22, 2005

Wayne Rooney

A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies

Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wayne Rooney

A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.

Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers

by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006

Wayne Rooney

Overpaid arrogant wanker who has the tendancy to complain when the average working-class England fans rightly boo and his team off after a poor performance. These fans paid good money to see their team perform well and haven't got their money's worth. Wayne probably wipes his arse on several £50 notes which shows his arrogance.

"Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!

by antiwaynerooney June 18, 2010

wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004