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Hung like a Sheep 

Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.
My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...

Wolf in a Sheep's clothing 

Ex1: "Oi dude, have you heard that song "Wolf in a sheep's clothing"?"
"Oh, that song.....! I absolute loved it!"
Ex2: (some lyrics)
"Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning!"
(rest of the lyrics search yourself XD) ( don't be mad, i can't type too many words in so sorry for let you feel i'm being rude)

BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP 

BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Yeah, now some of you might be wondering
How exactly does one beep beep like a sheep?
Take it away, gabe
Throw your hands up
And point them to the floor
(Step two) Here's what to do
Now get down on all fours
(Step three) Just bounce around
It's easy, follow me
(Step four) Go crazy now
And beep beep like a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep, I said
You've got to, you've got to
Beep beep
I…

ram you like a sheep 

When you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl's vajayjay. All the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl's horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.
Dude. Last night I totally told Emily "girl, I'm gonna ram you like a sheep. She didn't believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. She wouldn't stop calling me a billy goat gruff.
ram you like a sheep by Dinosaurian#6 February 22, 2014

it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep 

A term used implying something can be done in more ways than 1 . Much like more than 1 way to skin a cat . There are multiple options to get the same results . Try something new or different.
Dude , there’s more than one way to skin a cat .

~why would i skin a cat ?

Good point , well it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep.

~just say it’s different options , weirdo

I don't give a sheep 

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)
An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.
I don't give a sheep by soundbreak February 8, 2014
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Me: Poggers!
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