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Working Up A Penrose
A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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