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A Mandatory 

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!
Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

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Pook-a-manator 

A mocking name for select men, who gives off a persona as invincible or the ultimate bad ass. The reference is both a loving gesture, an ego splitter, and giggle provoking.
Now now, pook-a-manator, we talked about this... You cannot take over the world on a school night.
Pook-a-manator by Treenbean3 June 21, 2011
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Amandatory 

Required either by or of folks with famous-actress Moore's first name.
In da infamous comedy, "Because I Said So!", Milly Wilder may indeed have initially felt compelled to follow da old-school "always mind your mother" routine, but naturally da lady who portrayed her in da movie did not have to follow da directives of da senior actress who played said matriarch once da cameras stopped rolling --- said compliance was not "Amandatory" for her off-set.
Amandatory by QuacksO June 29, 2025

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026