a lance
a lance by agentbeezy and eminem November 10, 2009
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pulling a lance
Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
pulling a lance by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014
Pulling a Lance
Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Pulling a Lance by #Hipster May 15, 2017
Pull a Lance
Pull a Lance by D123Z January 21, 2021
Pulling a Lance Stephenson
Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.
Pulling a Lance Stephenson by gordin December 28, 2014
pulling a Lance
pulling a Lance by Stupidname0128 May 16, 2018
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