Basically engaging in sexual intercourse/relationship/courting with legally underage women or person
a nod to "Hamza", a guy we know who only dates younger women than him CONSTANTLY
-Bro, you heard about how they tried to cancel 6ix9ine for PULLING A HAMZA?
-Yeah bro, he clowning them though, that dude is a mess honestly
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.