A good father 

Legally change your last name to astley then name your son rick, and also give your son lot of vbuk and doritos

Good father: i am a good father i give son doritos!11
Bad father: i am bad father i give son bobux to become epic slender on rablax!11
Me: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

A good father by MeltedLava March 2, 2021

Pulled a Godfather 

A phrase that refers to the line in the movie, "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

I wasn't going to buy that car, but the salesman pulled a Godfather on me.

Pulled a Godfather by pulpguy October 19, 2009

Ur godfather a dog fucker 

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

Ur godfather a dog fucker by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004