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The urge to take a massive shit but as you sit on your throne however your dump is miniscule
"Awhh mate i went to the toilet to take a dump but it was just a ghost
a ghost by Tunky Gymlud February 2, 2015
something found in Joey's (of sitcom Friends) refrigerator.
Pyramid buddy: something white thats in the refrigerator.
Joey: mayonaisse. people. a ghost.

Later after losing....
Joey: this is stupid. like why would there be a ghost in my refrigerator?
a ghost by Friends Lover June 20, 2004
The urge to take a massive shit however when you have reached your throne your shit is only miniscule
"Awhh mate i went to the toilet for shit but it was a ghost
A Ghost by Tunky Gymlud February 2, 2015
Pyramid buddy: something white thats in the refrigerator.
Joey: mayonaisse. people. a ghost.

Later after losing....
Joey: this is stupid. like why would there be a ghost in my refrigerator?
a ghost by Friends Lover June 20, 2004

A Ghost hand 

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.
I'm sitting here broke with A Ghost hand till pay day.

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode
From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"
a ghost of a chance by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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